March 2012
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einekleinekatze replied to your post: I have this big ass bed
I downsized my bed from a queen to a twin when I became single. I feel you.
I know if I sell my queen for a twin, I won’t go buy sheets for it for months. Which I don’t really care about but my mother does.
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I have this big ass bed
and I hate it. If I don’t have anybody to share it with, what’s the point? I really enjoy sharing a bed with a girl, and not even for sex necessarily.
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My mom is posting pictures about Haters on...
somebody stop her now.
If you went to space camp fuck you
i’m jealous as a motherfuck
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I commented on my friends facebook photo, and dude texted me about it. Does he not get the code?
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Side note
it was really hard to find a gif from the countdown video. Why?
I'll play Beyonce's Countdown on repeat more than...
Curling up with Guillotine & watching Kevin Hart.
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danceswithbrighteyes replied to your post: If imma be honest I do not prefer girls in heels.
why?
I don’t find them flattering in any way. They seem uncomfortable, and I don’t want to go talk to a girl who looks uncomfortable.
If imma be honest I do not prefer girls in heels.
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February 2012
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Kristen Wigg just signed to do a movei with Jim...
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inabasket asked: 22 & 35
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infiniteinfidelity asked: 34
infiniteinfidelity:
Questions not usually asked:
slickbackjr:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked...
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Watchhuffpostcomedy:
Ken Marino let it slip that his karaoke go-to is Macy Gray’s “I Try”, so Conan obviously made him sing it on the show last night
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Hey it's Leap Day you know what that means
Women can propose to men today. Because it’s Bachelor’s Day. However men if you deny the proposal you have to pay the penalty of 12 pairs of gloves so the women can hide the embarrassment of having no ring.
Another Streeter email
Me: Can you resend in the proper format? Thanks.
Streeter: I do not concern myself with cataloging the "proper" or "correct" way to file away thoughts. I am no mental custodian, busied not with the content of dreams but rather where to find them within the vast collection of human utterance. Rather, I am a free thinker, by which I mean I think and speak without care to the proper way. For what is the proper way, but what one decided many generations ago was the proper way. Where is it written in the stars that my way is not the proper way? Where in our holy books does it say to organize by surname? Two men can to a fork in the road, and you, Sam, you asked permission to even make a choice while I bounded ahead blindly. Lo, I have encountered problems many. Embarrassing punctuation mishaps, ill-formed sentences, why this very email contains no less than 15 "errors," if you choose to call them that. But at least I dare to dream! Of faster than light travel, of a pill that makes you skinny but doesn't give you heart attacks, of cigarettes that contain no tar and of free-form grammar. While you, Sam, you dream of getting the good-boy award for following the rules. Of being lauded and singled out for pointing at the shortcomings of others and declaring, "I, Sam Reich, have discovered an error!" Of being the smugliest man I know. And yet, though you embarrass me in front of our colleagues, I cannot help but respect your iron grip on the rules. Your encyclopaedic knowledge of the proper way. I am but a barbarian and you a learned Roman, though we all know how that ended. There will be a day my hordes breach your sturdy walls and swarm over your people like so many ants on a discarded candy bar. And as we set torch to your temples, take your women and ransack your treasury, look upon me from atop the Palatine Hill as you flee and watch me laugh in the flickering light of your life's work burning. For the rules, Sam, are meant to be broken.
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When I make hot chocolate I add 2 teaspoons of...
because it’s not sweet enough!
Watchthelizhunter:
A funny but true take on the awkward white guilt racism of giving Octavia Spencer a standing ovation at the Oscars.